Stolen From

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] people think that you've stopped lying...but you've only gotten better at it.(nope, they have never caught on, i'm just that good)

[X] You have been called a blond.(mostly cuz i am)

[X] you think the white padded room is fun and you still havent figured out why you cant move your arms.

[ ] you scream whenever the phone rings.

[ ] you scream whenever the phone rings.

[ ] you had no idea that i just repeated that.

[ ] you just looked back to see what i repeated.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[X] You never knew that "The Alphabet" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" had the same melody.

[X] You just sang them to make sure.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[_] You type with three fingers or less.

[_] dont scroll down.

[ ] you just scrolled down.

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[_] when you play truth or dare you always say dare because you want somebody to tell you to run around the yard naked.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[ ] when you're typing you sometimes press the shift button when you shouldn't.

[ ] you've asked the dominos guy "guess what i did with my 30 minutes?"

[ ] and the dominos guy says he can't answer that.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

[X] then you start talking to yourself unknowingly.

[X] you spend your time on the computer talking to people you dont know or looking for fun quizes to take.

[X] you ask a lot of questions.

[X] then you answer most of them yourself.

[X] or the voices answer them for you.

[ ] you listen to a song and decide to follow their directions.

[ ] you ended up injured from following the directions.

[ ] you ended up in handcuffs in a police car for following the directions.

[ ] instead of reading this test your singing it.

[x] you just started to sing this.

[x] you ask a question but don't listen to the answer.

[x]... so you ask again but forget the answer.

[ ] when people aren't looking you pick your nose.

[ ] you just checked to make sure no one was looking.

[X] you know that the voices are real and you talk to them on a daily basis.

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[X] you know that gasoline, when mixed with fire, prevents skin cancer.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[_] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will come true if you don't.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[X] you know what "por favor" means.

[x] you can count to ten in another language.

[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


Score: 44/66